Tuesday, May 18th, 2010
Thank you, Chinese Laundry, for inviting me to purchase bridal footwear. Yes, I purchased heels from you 5 years ago as a bridesmaid obligation. And apparently your database must have some mathematics equation…statistics formula…or age milestone that by now, surely I’d be ready to say ‘I do’ to your inventory of white wedding shoes. Assholes. Love, Not That Bitter PS: Ok fine, they’re actually super cute. I’ll be back.

Thank you, Chinese Laundry, for inviting me to purchase bridal footwear. Yes, I purchased heels from you 5 years ago as a bridesmaid obligation. And apparently your database must have some mathematics equation…statistics formula…or age milestone that by now, surely I’d be ready to say ‘I do’ to your inventory of white wedding shoes.

Assholes.

Love,

Not That Bitter

PS: Ok fine, they’re actually super cute. I’ll be back.

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