I am getting this notarized.
Mr. Big:
I know that the odds are stacked against me. I know your friends don't believe in me. I know that you don't trust me. I know that no movie quote will make things right.
Me:
Yes.
Mr. Big:
I just know that I have made a lot of mistakes in the past and this past year has also helped me realize how important you are to me. I vowed to you last night that THIS IS IT. NO MORE NONSENSE.
Me:
As Carrie said, "Yea, Yea...put it in writing." Oh, wait, you just did.